WHAT THE FRICK!Rhoda Bart lectures on dead Indians. At a homeless shelter. You gotta e kidding. Who cares ‘bout Doctor-Professor John Peabody Harrington and so-called salvage anthropology for extinct tribes. Saving lost cultures and such B.S. Big Whoop, who cares.

-Signed Davy Crockett

John Peabody Harrington was an anthropologist who might have lived right here at the shelter when the place was a hotel. Show some respect for Professor Bart’s lecture.

-Signed Jenny Q.

Listen Jenny Q, find yourself a man and quit yapping about dead redskins. This is America not a reservation.

-Davy Crockett

Hey, Davy Crockett, the famous pioneer and Indian fighter. We smell you E Flat, alias Davy Crockett. You got a fart for a mind. Think you’re making America great again! Point is, we’re all Indians at this shelter. Only you can’t see it,cowboy.

-Jonathan Carlton

To All You Losers : Watch out. Some shooters’ going to pay you a visit!

ATTENTION RESIDENTS :

AN ADVISORY FROM PASTOR STEPHEN BENTHAM. PLEASE HEAR THIS : THE SETTLEMENT WELCOMES FRIENDS OF RECONCILIATION. OPINIONS ARE RESPECTED,ZINGERS INCLUDED. BUT UNCLENCH YOUR FISTS OF LEAVE!